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  • Troll Like an Egyptian: That Time a Group of Vegetarians Took on a Sleazeball

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    Somewhere on the Facebook (as our mom calls it), something epic happened. Over one thousand members of an Egyptian vegetarian page (?) trolled a man viciously after he wrote the embarrassingly cheesy line: ‘I want to ask something of any girl (banoota) who’s awake.’ We don’t know the group’s name nor that of the users; all we know about this viral story and the memes is that the man’s name is Karim, he’s an officer, and he’s probably going to think twice before asking Facebook to find him a banoota again.

    It all started with is:

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    Seriously, dude, banoota? This isn’t 1992 anymore. But then the trolling began…

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    And it wasn’t long before the film and mosalsalat memes began…

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    ….and continued…

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    And then this epic face happened…

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    And the trolling just kept on coming…

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    …and coming…

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    Lol.

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    Why ask for just the one banoota?

    four banoota

    Ha!

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    XXX

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    It costs nothing to be polite…

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    Brilliant…

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    Some even felt bad for him…

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    Oh Karim, you brought this on yourself.

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    The late Alaa Waley El Din made several appearances…

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    Some even sypathised – brother’s gotta hustle, guys.

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    Yakhtschy

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    No words needed here…

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    First class service…

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    And this was probably poor old Karim’s reaction once the barrage of trolling began…

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    The conclusion? Well, there’s so many lessons to be learned here for Karim – Facebook is not Tinder, don’t mess with vegetarians and, most importantly, Egyptians are world-class trollers. Ta7ya Masr.

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