I believe in Harry Winston, if i get Jewelry i would like a Harry Winston. He is an Orignal
And you probably think by the title of this post, and picture of this post that this is the gossip about Cairo’s most exclusive party yet !! A party that is so exclusive that you have to own a Harry Winston to be invited, we might allow you if you have a piece of Tiffany, but i am not a fan of sterling silver, so only DIAMONDs !
Or maybe this is a party where your invite is based on what diamonds you own, show us your diamond crusted credit card, diamond watch, or diamond jewelry and if its less than 3 Karats you won’t enter !
But boys and girls, sorry to disappoint, but CairoGossip is not throwing or intending on throwing a party or event just yet. This post is a bit DIFFERENT this post is about if CairoGossip would have thrown a party, what would have done, and people i want you to comment on this blog post because EVENT ORGANIZERS need to hear you.
As Fishie and a reader of WIRED magazine there are two terms i am familiar with, one is called, WIRED the other is Called TIRED, and so rightfully chosen words. So as fishie i am tired of the same old recycled crap we get, sorry to my event organizers friends i still i love you. I mean its almost all the same, a choice of one of 5-6 Top Cairinee Djs together with a spanish/italian/english or any european dj, with a bunch half naked girls dancing atop of a podium, and sometimes the ladies get luck and the Event Organizer would get a guy that is the size of KINGKONG!
its like every party is more or less the same, there is no effort into try to get something new, or create or re-invent the wheel, and why should they… we as people who party … all we care about is go out, get a few pictures on zoom, and be among our closed circle friends.
Disadvantages to that… do you really meet someone new ? do you ever go out of your comfort zone ? do you ever not just get tired of doing the same exact thing on repeat ?
I have to give to Amici and Nineteen84 in its a love thing, they dared to do something different yet simple in their valentine eve party… they made people have name tags !! it was a social ice breaker !! even some dude had the name CG written on his shoulder pad!! (IMPOSTOR I SAY )
SO IF CAIROGOSSIP EVER THREW A PARTY WHAT WOULD BE LIKE?
1- Expectations: Any decent party organizer has to know its all in how to set the expectation for the party, because lets face its basic knowledge that if the people come to you in a good mood they are already set to have fun, unless you MAJORLY FUCK UP !! BUT lets assume you won’t fuck up, so expectation means you won half the battle, and how to set the expectations, well its by keeping them guessing, by keeping people on their toes, by releasing 10 different conflicting rumors about the party, and of course by the invite !! YES THE INVITE !! and i have to give a shot out to ByGanz and EventRepublic on their invites, they pay a lot attention on that … they don’t just do the stupid Facebook invite (which is like getting a Facebook invite to a wedding WTF is that about, i want paper !! a memorabilia !!)
2- The party: i swear to god if i see some half naked dude or girl dancing on top of a bar one more time i would puke on my shorts ! Nudity, strip dancing, etc is something of the 1990s, something that went out of fashion when TV shows SEX & THE CITY and FRIENDS went out of fashion !! ITS TIME TO INNOVATE … CREATE … SCOUT FOR TALENT !! let me ask you when was the last time you think an event organizer in egypt went scouting for local talents, or went to try to find actual talent abroad other than europe !! There hot DJs in Brazil & Japan .. do you see any of them coming to egypt (no, because probably event organizers (EOs) are cheap to pay the flight ticket, i still love you EOs !! ) but if you are on a budget and lets face it most of us are one, SCOUT THE LOCAL TALENT… for example SWAGGERS !!! A GROUP OF EGYPTIAN PEOPLE WHO ARE HIGHLY TALENTED DANCE GROUP … i would love to see those, what about scouting ARAB GOT TALENT, why do i have to go get people from AMERICA/BRITAN Got talent for a party when we have hot ones here in egypt, all you have to do is just look !!
3- Music: most important thing, is the music, getting a DJ that can engage the crowd, that can react to the crowd, that might not be able afraid to pick up the mic and talk to the crowd…. or maybe a DJ that can play something other than RIHANNA – I FOUND LOVE, as much as i love this song, but i love to listen to it while in the car, or at home, not on repeat every night in the club !! MUSIC EDUCATION … get me a DJ from brazil, get me a DJ from CHINA, Australia, Russia, Romania, ….. BUT ENOUGH PLEASE ENOUGH WITH LONDON, SPAIN ITALY AND WHAT NOT… GET NEW PEOPLE .. NEW FACEs, its the job of the event organizers to give you something you wouldn’t expect !!! something that when you are in the party you would be constantly WIRED to your phone, not BBMing / iMessaging friends bored, but playing with SOUNDHOUND Trying to find WTF is that hot tunage being dropped !!!
4- Crowd: oh for the love of god, i am tired of the DIAMOND CROWD !!! YES all they do is stand up with sticks so high up their asses that they can’t dance, and can’t move because its so unsocialite of them .. When you party … you go out to have fun, to get CRUNKED, to LET LOOSE, to forget about work and society and have fun ! If CairoGossip threw a party, i would not care if you had an HSBC Premier Card, or BLACK AMEX,my guest selection would be based, are you decent enough and do you know how to have clean fun
In Summary, if CairoGossip ever threw a party under the brand name CairoGossip it won’t settle for nothing less than SHOCKINGLY NEW, SOMETHING YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE, SOMETHING NON TRADITIONAL…. SOMETHING AFTER ALL HAS THE KITTIE AND FISHIE TOUCH TO IT !!! A PARTY THAT WOULD TEACH YOU WHAT A PARTYGASM IS (PARTY ORGASM) !!