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  • Ten Little Known Facts About Al-Sissi

    Abdul Fattah al-Sisi (Profile)

    Man of the hour, Abdel Fattah Al-Sissi, has captured the hearts, minds and loins of many an Egyptian, but the man himself remains somewhat of a mystery. We bumped into him at Body Shapers in Zamalek and uncovered the man behind the legend. Here’s what we now know to be true.

    -Khufu didn’t build the Great Pyramid, Al-Sissi did.

    -Al-Sissi doesn’t break his fast with dates, he breaks it with more fasting.

    -Al-Sissi can do wheelies on a tuk-tuk.

    -Jesus walked on water; Al-Sissi swims through sand.

    -Al-Sissi discovered every artifact in the Egyptian Museum.

    -Will and Kate wanted to call the Royal Baby Al Sissi, but Al Sissi declined.

    -Vinegar pours Al-Sissi on itself to counteract tear gas.

    -Al-Sissi knows how many grains of sand there are in the White Desert.

    -Taalat Harb Street was named after Al-Sissi, but they changed it because no one dared cross Al-Sissi.

    -When the robabekya guy passes him, Al-Sissi throws out old politicians.

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