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  • Egyptian Court Rules Against Banning Internet Porn

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    Breathe easy, bros, because yesterday, an Egyptian court ruled against banning internet porn – now highfive the nearest bro to you.

    Papa Morsi put this plan back into motion following a previous court ruling in 2009 that ordered the banning of porn sites in Egypt. Thankfully, bureaucracy stumbled the process, and a hero by the name of Ibrahim El-Salamony fought tooth and nail (we imagine) to overturn this obviously very heinous proposal.

    The lawyer argued that high unemployment and ‘marriage burdens’ makes porn a very necessary element of every young Egyptian’s recreational pursuits. Seems legit.

    But the announcement also has far-reaching effects; analysts predict that sales of kitchen paper, wet-wipes and those awful scented tissues will hit the roof, further contributing to the Egyptian economy’s steady revival.

    Move over Sissi – Egypt has a new hero.

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