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  • COCA # 11: I’m jealous of my Christian Bros & SISs

    CAFFINATE ME !

    oH FUCK I JUST REALIZED THAT I MISSED A COCA !

    the horror… oh well so we skipped Coca #10 !

    CAFFINATE ME !

    So i am jealous. Yes i am jealous of my Christian brothers and sisters. I know they have to fast a lot more than us Muslims, its like they have 3-5 times a year of fasting.  Not sure of the details. But i am jealous, i am on day 11 of Ramadan, i am already starting to hallucinate. I wake up imagining there is a big mug of coffee hovering over my bed. I finish work, and get dressed to go out with my friends, i flip throw the menu looking for the Wine menu. Then fuck i have Kharoob !! SHOT ME!

    Then i somehow came to realization that i have a lot of Christian friends, who are in Sahel! going on boat excursions in the morning, of course with Bacardi. Tanning on the beach without the fear of becoming thirsty. JEALOUSY OVERLOAD !! I HOPE YOUR BOAT SINKS !!!

    I am jealous of my christian friends, because they get to enjoy sahel the beaches, with out having the masses there, or as i like to call them (us) the cows.

    But then again, when they have to fast and dont drink milk, or beef or abstain for other foods for longer periods of the year with more frequency, i am like damn.  and at some point some people have to give up  chocolate !! NOOOOO !!! We might be lucky that our fast is only 29-30 days!

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