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  • A Story of Attempting to ‘Eyeliner’

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    This is a story we ladies know all too well;
    a story of entering liquid liner hell.

    There are those of us who prefer a pencil; 
    but alas, they too are victims of peril.

    This is a story of attempting to ‘eyeliner’; 
    whether or not it’s a success depends on your primer. 

     

    You start off by planning which #linerlook to go with today. The decision usually reflects your mood. 

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    And 90 minutes later…..

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    So you think, ‘Ok, let’s pay homage to Amy Winehouse.’

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    But end up looking like this guy…..

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    And you decide to try again, but after the 6th time it feels like:

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    So you consider just forgoing the eyeliner today. Then you remember you look like this without it:

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    And you feel inferior because this cat’s no-makeup look is better than your fully made-up face.

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    And you feel like an embarrassment to your ancestors, who pretty much invented eyeliner. 

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    But we don’t all have professional makeup artists doing it for us like Elizabeth Taylor did, do we now. 

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    Then again, there are those talented bitches that can do stuff like this: 

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    You know nobody messes with this bitch.

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    So you carry on, but deep down you’re [arms are] just so tired. 

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    You finally arrive, and errybody asking why you so late, so you hit them with:

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    Deep down, you know that…..

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    Because ladies that are winging it, are ladies that are #killingit. 

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    By Salma Thanatos Rizk

     

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