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  • 9 Ways To Prank Your Ex For Valentine’s Day

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    We’ve probably all noticed by now that Valentine’s Day is approaching, with its whirlwind of cringy teddy bears, red hearts, and all-chocolate everything. It’s like a giant piñata filled with “sugar and spice and everything nice” explodes every year on V-Day.

    And while most will be thinking of ways to express their love and appreciation to their significant other, we’ve decided to up our game to a more… emotional level. We’ve decided to step in and help our brothers and sisters who were wronged in the unfair game of love. But we should probably mention that this hot piece of juicy gossip is not for the faint-hearted, the softies, or the ones who have forgiven and forgotten. It’s for the immature.

    Now, you can choose to be the bigger person, take the high road, and focus on personal improvements; that is always a valid healthy option. But for those who have no knack for self-improvement and who are more than comfortable with getting labelled as the crazy ex, this article is for you. We should probably mention though that you might end up in jail if you get caught, and we absolutely do not encourage any of it. 

    1. Fill an empty imported alcohol bottle (Tequila) with cheap local alcohol or apple cider vinegar and send it to them as a gift.

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    2. Pull The Help on them (poop cake)

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    3. Send an unknown friend as a barber or hairdresser to their house. If your ex is a he, the barber could shave his head or beard, or eyebrows if he’s bald. As for girls, send your friend as a hair stylist who is equipped with the tools to dye their hair dye, cut chunks off, or shave eyebrows.

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    4. Send them a fake offer to a restaurant – a free all-you-can-eat meal – but not really. It ain’t free.

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    5. Find a hacker and hack their phone or laptop and wipe out all data.

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    6. Change their Netflix account password

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    7. Boost a post on social media (FB, IG, OLX) of an ad of selling their car for a really low price; adding a photo of their car, and their name and number

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    8. Spraypaint their phone number on highways under the name of a tow truck service.

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    9. Use their work email to subscribe to spam, lots and lots of spam.

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