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  • 20 Weird-Ass Things We Did as Kids

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    Oh, how we wish we could be unadulterated kids again, doing whatever popped into our little heads. It’s probably best that we grew out of that, though; sometimes it got weird….. Here’s a list of those stranger things.

    1. Setting the microwave to ONLY even numbers.

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    2. Rehearsing conversations in our heads and being disappointed when people in real life didn’t follow the script.

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    (Ok, we still do that…)

    3. Favouring one stuffed animal over the others.

    4. Pretending our juice was really wine.

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    5. Mimicking someone for the sole purpose of annoying them.

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    6. Skipping the actual story in a book and just looking at all the pictures.

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    7. Practicing ‘swallowing pills’ with M&Ms.

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    8. Making arch enemies over a card game.

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    9. Imagining ourselves as a character in our favorite cartoon.

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    10. Lip-syncing to our favorite songs and pretending to be a pop star.

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    11. Inventing our own ‘secret’ language.

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    12. Writing our name with our crush’s surname.

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    (Future Mrs. Jonas, right here)

    13. Pretending the shower was a rainstorm.

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    14. Trying to write with our other hand.

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    15. Buying a cereal we didn’t even like just for the prize in the box.

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    (#NoRegrets)

    16. Pretending our best friend was actually our sibling.

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    17. Trying to threaten our siblings so they wouldn’t tell on us.

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    (If they didn’t, you were one lucky SOB)

    18. Asking the server at McDonald’s to switch our Happy Meal toy.

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    (Because you already had 3 of that one)

    19. Pretending our temporary tattoo was *real*.

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    20. Pretending to be asleep whenever our parents wanted something.

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    Face it, kids are basically tiny drunk people.
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    By Salma Thanatos Rizk

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