Well boys and girls, we’re not going to the World Cup, we’ve suffered massive traffic congestion and watched as more things got blown-up. If there was ever a good time to crawl into the bottom of a bottle and remain there in a fetal position, now would be that time. If it’s any consolation, it can’t get any worse than this. Although it usually does. Enjoy your weekend.
SCARLET’S VINTAGE BREW @ ALCHEMY
Sweet Scarlet, hold me to your busty bosoms and let me forget about this horrible week. Let me feel your spicy Sangria breath on my neck as you shudder…
If things don’t work out with Scarlet the harlot, a nice dose of Nu-Disco and live music courtesy of DJ Ramy and friends will swoop in with the blue-ball cure of loud music.
PALAIS DE LUX @ THE GABRIEL HOTEL
Ah, French; you make everything sound so…pretentious. And I don’t know about any of you, but I can make do with some grandeur in my life, no matter how insincere it might turn out to be.
There’s some kind of joke about the rhino and something about feeling horny, but I’m much to classy to go there. Instead, take comfort in the fact that Nacelle House Sessions is back in its familiar Friday spot and is celebrating the fact with the biggest line-up of the season thus far – Hisham Zahran and Genius of Time.
THE BIG FRIDAY BRUNCH @ INTERCONTINENTAL SEMIRAMIS
What better way to recover from the weekend than by eating well at a discount price? The InterContinental Semiramis is offering brunch at the low, low price of 149LE (before tax) for you, your hungover friends and your disappointed family. Face-painting is also available for kids, but I’m sure they’ll make exceptions if you ask nicely enough. For reservations, call 27971818 or 27957171.
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