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  • Rack City: The WineRack is the Bra You Need This Summer

    Ladies (and maybe gentlemen), have you ever wanted bigger boobs without the commitment & expense of surgery? Do you sometimes carry around a sneaky flask to avoid overpriced drinks when going out? Take a seat, because we’ve found the device to solve all your truly urgent dilemmas.

    From the philosophers that brought you the Beerbelly - the stealthy beverage storage system that means you can drink whenever you want at the expense of looking like you have a bit of a gut - comes the WineRack; a bra that will turn your A Cup into DDs while storing your wine.

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     Boring day at the office? Communion not coming quickly enough at church? People judging you for drinking in Ramadan? Standing in ANY line at ANY government building? Take a surreptitious sip from your treasure chest. The WineRack is your answer to all of life’s woes (except maybe alcoholism).

     

    If you order now, you could have a nice rack by summer.

    By Noor Salama

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