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  • "I Want People to Treat Me Like a Plastic Sex Doll"

    38 year-old Californian ex-model and future negligent mother, Blondie Bennett, has one goal in life: to be the Barbie-est human Barbie in the history of human Barbies.

    Though the 'plastic perfect' look is nothing new, Bennett is taking the transformation to a whole new level, happily proclaiming, "I want people to treat me like a plastic sex doll."

    Already sporting 32JJ bazookas - thanks to a nifty online operation that sees lonely men send her money in exchange for naughty photos - Miss Blondie has reportedly been using hypnotherapy to dumb herself down. "I just want to be the ultimate Barbie. I actually want to be brainless," she told UK newspaper,  the Daily Mail - and it seems to be working.

    "I've had 20 sessions and I'm already starting to feel ditsy and confused all the time. Recently, I went to pick a friend up at the airport and couldn't remember if I needed to go to departures or arrivals. I also got lost for three hours driving to my mum's house - the house where I grew up."

    Oh honey - what happened to you?

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