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  • Cunning Cunnilingus: Death by Vagina

    This week, Brazilian media has reported that a woman from the city of Sao de Jose Rio Preto stuffed her holiest of holies with a toxin in an attempt to kill her unsuspecting, and possibly sex-starved, husband.

    The bizarre murder plot saw the woman lure her hubby to the bedroom where she prompted him to go downtown - if you know what I mean. The 43 year old man quickly realised that something was awry when he noticed a distinct odor emanating from his wife's lady parts.

    One commentator hilariously dubbed the incident 'Cunning Cunnilingus', while reports suggest that this genius of a woman came up with the plan after she asked her hesitant husband for a divorce, following a rocky period in their relationship. I can't imagine he'll have too many objections now; not only did she try to murder him, but he didn't get to bust a nut. Not cool, lady.

    One a side note, don't ever Google 'death by vagina'.

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